Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The wonders of non-verbal communication

Last weekend I walked into Target and the alarm thing went off for no reason. The following exchange took place without the utterance of a single word:

"I didn't steal anything. I just got in. Leave me alone. I just came to buy batteries"
"Move along. It happens all the time. That thing is broken. I hate my job"

"That's right, I'm innocent. And to prove it, I'm going to walk away confidently."


VaneRV said...

I thought this was an issue only at Ykua BolaƱos Supermarket in Paraguay.

Victor said...

I love it...jajaja I can totally see you face as it happened, jajajaja

I bet "blushed" wouldn't be a strong enough word to describe you XD

Deb Gangemi said...

Hey Guillermo! We just found your blog and are loving it. You are a good story teller, as well as a gifted artist. Anthony and Aidyn want to know if they can participate in the Pencilbox art challenge. Anthony just finished a two week seminar at Ringling on digital film making and got rave reviews. We would love to hear from you!

Miss Meli :) said...

yeah... i hate when those things don't work :P

Kristafer said...

Come on Guillermo you know you were stealing in reverse, you're such a stand up guy you steal things into the store because you feel bad for them and think they deserve more products! GUillermo! The Robin Hood of Targets across the country!


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